Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Don't Ask, OK?

Zenith, you know that it's embarrassing to blush, especially at your age! Then why do you ask? Don't ask anything. Sit down quietly and DON'T ASK anything. You remember that time in India in that party? There were 5-6 other Iranians that you didn't know well. I told you to be quiet, but you couldn't keep quiet and asked the Indian guy, "What is this disert called?" and he shouted out "Keer!"*. It could have been still OK if you had not blushed! This time, again I told you to be quiet. But you never listen. You asked the American guy, again in front of an Iranian you've met today, "who is your guide"? and he says "Dr. Cooney"**. See Zenith, don't ask, or at least don't blush! OK?!

* a forbidden Persian word meaning male sexual organ
** a forbidden insulting Persian word meaning homosexual

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

khodaayeesh haghete...
foozool!